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FellowElfBrony

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FellowElfBrony

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FellowElfBrony : Potatoes.

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FellowElfBrony's favorite FMLs

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (12124)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18264) - you deserved it (48301)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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