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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About Felix_Felicis15 : "The last enemy that shall be defeated is death."
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"There's no art
To find the mind's construction in the face.
He was a gentleman on whom I built
An absolute trust."
-Macbeth (1.4.13-16)

"Courage is not a man with a gun in his hand. It's knowing you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do."
-To Kill A Mockingbird

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
-To Kill A Mockingbird

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML


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