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Felix_Felicis15
  • Town/Country : In a galaxy far, far away
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Felix_Felicis15 : "The last enemy that shall be defeated is death."
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"There's no art
To find the mind's construction in the face.
He was a gentleman on whom I built
An absolute trust."
-Macbeth (1.4.13-16)

"Courage is not a man with a gun in his hand. It's knowing you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do."
-To Kill A Mockingbird

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
-To Kill A Mockingbird

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

#20037324
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17408) - you deserved it (2684)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38400) - you deserved it (3846)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8878) - you deserved it (30443)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)



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