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Felium
  • Town/Country : nyc, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 847
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Felium : im supah bored

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Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

#4862674
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49279) - you deserved it (1861)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Kitty_Gem (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read "you can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

#2992603
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84552) - you deserved it (4472)

On 06/18/2009 at 11:08am - intimacy - by larvagirl23 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (736475) - you deserved it (73985)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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