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Felium
  • Town/Country : nyc, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

#4862674
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48630) - you deserved it (1839)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Kitty_Gem (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read "you can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

#2992603
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76679) - you deserved it (3473)

On 06/18/2009 at 11:08am - intimacy - by larvagirl23 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (471380) - you deserved it (585295)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
665 comments

I agree, your life sucks (662771) - you deserved it (12734)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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