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Felecorr
  • Town/Country : Bronx, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

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211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32318) - you deserved it (7119)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16357) - you deserved it (66348)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36088) - you deserved it (9466)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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