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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 584
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Feijai : HEEY, I'm Ivan! I currently live and roam the streets of Vancouver. REPPIN VANCITY STREETS!!!!! YEEHH! Anyways, Im a pretty easy going person who often laughs at his own corny jokes (;. I love to game, listen to music, teach myself how to play piano and guitar and also chill with my friends :D I plan to travel the world someday so maybe, I'll see one of you arounnd (:

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