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FeelingIT

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FeelingIT

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FeelingIT : The most genuine, kind-hearted cunt this side of the Mississippi.

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Visits<b>Koth</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:58pm<b>MrMoofinMan</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:26am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:40pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:56am<b>CeCeEdd</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:01am<b>penguin920</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:50am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:17am<b>MissEris</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:35am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:15am<b>Mogo25067</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:37am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 2:43am<b>justdontdoit</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 9:00am<b>6dandaman5</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 6:29pm<b>Nish007</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 9:13pm<b>origamidragon</b> - the 02/07/2014 at 4:13pm<b>nightfire2258</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 6:38pm<b>tiarnatargaryen</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 6:38pm<b>lilmissish</b> - the 01/15/2014 at 3:26pm

Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:55pm

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FeelingIT's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

#21324667
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33062) - you deserved it (5126)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62305) - you deserved it (27060)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML



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