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Feebyy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 735
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11213) - you deserved it (78042)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20228) - you deserved it (262564)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States



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