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  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26868) - you deserved it (7956)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

#17278350
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26609) - you deserved it (2678)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

#16932993
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42985) - you deserved it (4111)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out I have Raynaud's, a condition where your veins basically shut off all blood flow to your hands and feet if you get cold. Turns out "cold" for me is anything below 70 degrees. Oh, and I live in Ohio. FML

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

#13063394
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (3705)

On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30716) - you deserved it (3171)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21976) - you deserved it (20689)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

#8554799
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31139) - you deserved it (2241)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML

#2962771
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51232) - you deserved it (6442)

On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burgled. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML

#2010345
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15753) - you deserved it (55964)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

#2522
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17699) - you deserved it (3398)

On 01/25/2009 at 11:47am - love - by thesporkhop - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7376) - you deserved it (14335)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)



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