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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2863
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 99 posted

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19869) - you deserved it (43630)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

#17711935
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (2647)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

#17698757
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28784) - you deserved it (5330)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29788) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38906) - you deserved it (5608)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22341) - you deserved it (13120)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML

#17612364
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28590) - you deserved it (5510)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by bobin - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31282) - you deserved it (5431)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22284) - you deserved it (7689)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML

#17535698
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24034) - you deserved it (2054)

On 08/21/2011 at 3:35am - work - by cakehater - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
162 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26389) - you deserved it (7512)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7613) - you deserved it (95731)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)



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