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Today, my 70 year old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Eimii (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 11:41am - health - by ew (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 5:42am - misc - by backtosquareone (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my computer stopped working. Me, the technology challenged one, decided to do a system recovery on it hoping that I could make it better. Turns out, system recovery means deleting all the files off the computer including family photos, music and assignments and starting fresh. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 3:03am - misc - by rebeccaremily - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 2:13am - love - by helplesslover (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by wetandpantsless (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 6:49pm - love - by badatgenders (woman) - Norway (Nord-Trondelag)
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by deadfish - United States (Florida)
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, during the opening night performance of our schools musical, while I wasn't on stage I decided to use the restroom. I came out to find two of my fellow actresses putting their hands over my mouth. Apparently, I had left my microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 9:47am - misc - by Porcelain (woman) - United States (Kansas)
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