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Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML


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Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML


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