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by moweezy9 / 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
by musicaddict / 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love
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