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Farion
  • Town/Country : Kowloon, Hong Kong
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 February 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8496) - you deserved it (25393)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182068) - you deserved it (25548)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54141) - you deserved it (424524)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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1129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (538188) - you deserved it (327532)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
665 comments

I agree, your life sucks (662487) - you deserved it (12722)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182940) - you deserved it (61944)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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