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Farion
  • Town/Country : Kowloon, Hong Kong
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 747
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10249) - you deserved it (33495)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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1199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (618450) - you deserved it (414622)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (737512) - you deserved it (74051)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218388) - you deserved it (77983)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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