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About Fappy69 : Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat.”
― Ralph Ellison

Not much about me to talk about, im just a Crazy young man.

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Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40991) - you deserved it (6715)

On 09/02/2013 at 1:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML

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On 09/01/2013 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)



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