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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fappy69 : Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat.”
― Ralph Ellison

Not much about me to talk about, I'm just a Crazy young man.

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Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML

#20864021
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41941) - you deserved it (6825)

On 09/02/2013 at 1:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML

#20863852
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40232) - you deserved it (14071)

On 09/01/2013 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

#20846451
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52964) - you deserved it (5947)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10724) - you deserved it (26657)

On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)



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