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Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

#5410581
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I agree, your life sucks (47329) - you deserved it (5567)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77550) - you deserved it (5316)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I logged into facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, they were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37160) - you deserved it (5682)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Facebook (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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