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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw… Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was… Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat…