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by ihatemyparents / 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sammsamm56 / 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm / United States / Love
by fail / 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by SharpeOne / 12/28/2010 at 1:54am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (California) / Geek
by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work
Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML
by byepolar_bare / 12/19/2010 at 6:29am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
by wtf / 11/29/2010 at 11:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Tasha84 / 11/20/2010 at 12:21am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…