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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1416
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Falzou : I Filled this out to get a medal of Commandation

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Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11023) - you deserved it (56863)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15695) - you deserved it (30212)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
299 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

#16376796
110 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

#15912544
102 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

#15907460
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18794) - you deserved it (54055)

On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
378 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
138 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

#15580957
151 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm - health - by Amy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

#15561412
276 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

#15320061
161 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by nocakeforyou! -

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

#15281927
60 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

#15136903
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46364) - you deserved it (3539)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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