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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3067
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Falzou : I Filled this out to get a medal of Commandation

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Today, mah mom bitched me out for still bieng single at age 19, an still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for mah sister, who's pregnant at 15 an doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

#20960837
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58171) - you deserved it (2700)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAYHILE MY HOMETOWN MAYOR BECOME A WORLD-FAMOU CRACKHEAD AND DOUCHE-BAG, HERE IN THE UK IT HAS COME TO THIS:HEN PEOPLE HEAR MY ACCENT AND ASK ME IF I'M AMERICAN, IT'S LESS EMBARRASSING JUST TO SAY, ( YEAH ), RATHER THAN ADMIT I'M CANADIAN. FAT FML

#20958357
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On 11/15/2013 at 2:05am - misc - by unproud (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

I was accusd of staaling whan I droppd a $20 bill in front of looool my boss. His logic: I'm too poor to hava a $20 bill and thara's no way it was a tip , sinca our customar ara "so stingy". It was a tip and it was going to gat ma through tha rast of tha month. Ha won't giva it back. FML

#20957216
142 comments

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On 11/14/2013 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , IN TE SMALL OURS OF TE MORNING , MA ROOMMATE'S BOYFRIEND KICKD IS FOOT TROUG TE TIN WALL SEPARATING OUR BEDROOMS DURING SEX. TEY DIDN'T EVEN STOP. FAT FML

#20956290
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47792) - you deserved it (3866)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML

#20956092
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54425) - you deserved it (3207)

On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, My Sistar Introducad Our Parants To Har Naw Boyfriand. Ha's My Boyfriand, An Ha Told Ma Ha Was Going To Ba Out Of Stata 4 A Faw Waaks On Businass. FML

Today, uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event!! We were celebrating me spending 1 year sober!! FML

#20951207
119 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 8:20am - misc - by Falling off the wagon - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND ( GOT EVEN ) WITH ME AFTER AN ARGUMENT BY TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'VE BEEN BEATING HER. THREE GUYS LATER CAME OVER TO MAH PLACE AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME. HER REACTION: ( I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D TAKE IT SO SERIOUS! ) FML

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44469) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at a grocery store , a man cummd up to meile I was picking out apples anisperd in my ear , "Tat's ow Snow Wite did." FML

#20947922
118 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview!! Turns out there's a grl on Twitter with my name and ageho tweet nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation!! She won't make her profile private!! FML

#20944947
143 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 7:08am - work - by twitterfailsme (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover mah drunk husband from his looool own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML

#20944193
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37071) - you deserved it (3271)

On 11/03/2013 at 5:53pm - love - by I am not amused! (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Taday mah mothar cummad ovar to visit, and mah kids startad axcitadly talling har Christmas is coming soon. Sha fraakad out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and talling tham that Santa is going to hall along with avaryona who calabratas it. My childran r now traumatizad. FML

#20933801
155 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Jane M (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today mah now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other grl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

#20933703
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (3395)

On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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