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About FallenShadows : Hello there~ Thank you for visiting my profile. I go by many names, but you can just call me Soul. I'm just a random otaku. I'm pretty easy going. I'm also friendly, yet shy. (I know that may not make much sense xD) I love many animes such as Naruto, Black Butler, Hetalia, Soul Eater and more~(I'm also a Sonic nerd~) I love listening to rock music. Some of the bands I like are Evanescence, Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, 30 Seconds to Mars, etc. I also like listening to Vocaloid songs and other music like that. I love animals and I enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me c: And with that, welcome to my profile ^w^
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Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML
Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML
Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015