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FallenBaphomet
  • Town/Country : Belgrade, Serbia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FallenBaphomet : Landscape architecture student, I like to know how stuff works, I like IT, nature, occult - a lot of different stuff

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Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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