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FallenBaphomet

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FallenBaphomet

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FallenBaphomet : Landscape architecture student, I like to know how stuff works, I like IT, nature, occult - a lot of different stuff

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FallenBaphomet's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (3663)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

#20978372
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43327) - you deserved it (3237)

On 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by rick - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56128) - you deserved it (32987)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML

#20602754
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42921) - you deserved it (12531)

On 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by thanks, my fellow americans - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37757) - you deserved it (7801)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77786) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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