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Fall3nAngel

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Fall3nAngel

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  • Number of visits : 1645
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Fall3nAngel's favorite FMLs

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

#20901889
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43991) - you deserved it (7532)

On 09/30/2013 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51328) - you deserved it (11132)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

#20827713
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47643) - you deserved it (17788)

On 08/08/2013 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by fuck my arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49628) - you deserved it (40565)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48137) - you deserved it (23141)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

#20810724
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58722) - you deserved it (9130)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by JustSomeGuy - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

#20749220
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25614) - you deserved it (32294)

On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25242) - you deserved it (4794)

On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62794) - you deserved it (5057)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14071) - you deserved it (30644)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47101) - you deserved it (5602)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26276) - you deserved it (14317)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

#14266887
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13420) - you deserved it (26006)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30903) - you deserved it (6910)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -



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