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FajitaFreak
  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2116
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About FajitaFreak : Laidback guy, trying to live a laidback life.

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Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

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