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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 May 1997 (17 years)
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About Faithilicious123 : hey everybody im faith!! :D i like to eat all day and i love cats :D im a varsity cheerleader. I also like to dance and im in track hoping that in near future i can go to lindenwood and continue my dream...Dog lessons for people: 1) love and play daily 2) love unconditionally 3) be quick to forgive 4) follow your instincts 5) be loyal and faithful 6) life is short. pet often 7) enjoy the simple pleasures of a walk 8) sometimes it is best to just sit close and listen 9) avoid bitting when a growl will do. 10) never underestimate the value of a belly rub 11) keep digging until you find what you want and por fin 12) accept all of lifes treats with gratitude :) holla at me

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Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm - misc - by I'm Not Dead Yet - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML


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On 04/27/2014 at 6:08pm - love - by phuckbukket7 (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML


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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

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