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About Faithilicious123 : hey everybody im faith!! :D i like to eat all day and i love cats and singing my top! fav songs are foreign and ill hold you down ;)im a varsity cheerleader. I also like to dance and im in track hoping that in near future i can go to lindenwood and continue my dream chillen with my friends and fam is what i live to do :) im very heart minded and if you wnna chat leave me a message :) holla at me
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Thursday 11 September 2014