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Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
by Anonymous / 07/02/2013 at 8:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by A.W / 06/24/2012 at 9:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
by lanbon182 / 04/10/2009 at 1:11am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
by thisreallysucks2 / 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
by MarMar / 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
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