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FadedPurplez
  • Town/Country : Pewbury Nark, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FadedPurplez : This is too much boredom

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Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44291) - you deserved it (1670)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363090) - you deserved it (401439)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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