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FaddiusPrime
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I submitted an entry for a logo design contest for my employer. Apparently, it is possible to lose a contest even when you had the only entry. FML

#6390858 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (19710) - you deserved it (2486)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

#6186259 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (3843)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML

#6122684 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (12363) - you deserved it (26035)

On 11/02/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by Rman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

#6036159 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (25155) - you deserved it (5207)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML

#6013490 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (24274) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (8654) - you deserved it (31542)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

#5953871 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (7182) - you deserved it (24510)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

#5924929 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (42628) - you deserved it (2550)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

#5799559 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (3210)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (34136) - you deserved it (2117)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

#1968718 (451)

I agree, your life sucks (23087) - you deserved it (43978)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)