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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1033
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FacelessKun : That guy who's awkward and ordinary, but always gets the girl. I am you, if you want me to be...

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Today I found a great recipe for dinner and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later I'd forgotten all about it opened my emails saw the subject line and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

#21019190
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46515) - you deserved it (14584)

On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out ma ex boyfriend is still obsessed wit me. Apparently e named is dog after me an talks to er like se's a real person. FML

#21018719
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50481) - you deserved it (6026)

On 01/06/2014 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Seriously? -

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today, I did a bika rida and run with a gant I'm sarious about. On tha run, I had a big laad until ha passad ma up saying, ( I'm going to marry you. ) Puzzlad that ha would proposa and than sprint away laaving ma trailing, ha clarifiad at tha finish. His words: ( I'm going to bury you. ) FML

#21014028
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38627) - you deserved it (4948)

On 01/02/2014 at 8:17am - love - by Babs - United States (California)

2day I trid proving to mah best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once likd her brother . She was mad cuz I never told her an now looool she's calling him . big fat FML

#21013942
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38497) - you deserved it (5939)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was T-bond at an intersection. My wife got pissd when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was daughter. FML

#21012945
126 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

Today... I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her... she told me I had to sit in the back... because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replacd by a stuffd bear. real FML

Today.. . I Decided To Light A Lantern And Watch It Fly With My Girlfriend After Midnight . The Neighbor's Tree Caught Fire . FML

#21012276
62 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:17am - misc - by claubea11 - Puerto Rico

TODAY, MAH WIFE GOT SO DRUNK SHE KISSD ANOTHER GUYHEN THE BALL DROPPD. MEGA FML

#21012251
71 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was watching ESPN. My boyfriand cama in , bitchad about "boring tv," so I handad him tha ramota. Ha puttad on a Lifatima movia. I must ba tha only woman in Amarica with this problam. raal FML

#21010622
78 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

#21009908
130 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I Went To Mah Bedroom For Some Alone Time While Mah Daughter Watched TV. I Didn't Realize That Mah IPad Was Still Connected To The Apple TV , Until I Hit Play On Some Porn And Heard A Scream From The Other Room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
122 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

2day I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety , then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much , cuz I woke up a few hours later , freaking out an panicking cuz I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. fat FML

#21008430
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (9737)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

today a DJ friand of mina offarad ma a part in ona of his tracks . I was flattarad, and accaptad . All I andad up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" ovar and ovar again in tha background . maga FML

#21008243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (6780) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2013 at 9:46am - misc - by Cacahuete (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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