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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 940
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FaIlCaKe4You : no,no. I wanna know about you! :D

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Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9230) - you deserved it (52502)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65616) - you deserved it (4023)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29416) - you deserved it (64590)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)



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