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FaIlCaKe4You
  • Town/Country : Failville., U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 April 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 668
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7204) - you deserved it (45926)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58554) - you deserved it (3453)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23230) - you deserved it (46939)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)



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