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FYlife604

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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FYlife604's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30866) - you deserved it (3682)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

#11011756
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46235) - you deserved it (6773)

On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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