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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7868
  • Number of comments : 3361
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FYLDeep : Comments making you vomit? Ads making you sad? Go here:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/75331

This is Sirin's quote database. I’m promoting it because you can’t rely on FML to hold on to your favorite quotes and comments since they pretty aggressively remove old FMLs. Some of which had some of the funniest comments I recall reading. Sirin has also agreed to promote my userscript here, and she hosts a version prefilled with people worth reading.
http://www.sirinz.org/

I had a list of people I read, but it was old and since I had reached my character limit I never updated it anymore. You probably know who you are anyway. If not, ask me and I'll promptly tell you to GTFO of my inbox. Lol, jk.

Message me if you want. I'll respond.

Disclaimer: I say a lot of bullshit, and may be mean (on occasion) but it's not meant to be offensive. Take a joke or GTFO.

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FYLDeep's favorite FMLs

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8377) - you deserved it (27929)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10240) - you deserved it (49156)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

#14873123
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35075) - you deserved it (3120)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

#14867173
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31382) - you deserved it (4238)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:26pm - love - by poop (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

#14548248
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9149) - you deserved it (20059)

On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

#13675259
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (9996)

On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

#13466865
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (2835)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:41am - work - by hannahj88 - Australia

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

#13052175
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50538) - you deserved it (2743)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38833) - you deserved it (5981)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

#8704782
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (2419)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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