Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

FYLDeep

Search for a member

FYLDeep

30Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9395
  • Number of comments : 3361
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FYLDeep : Comments making you vomit? Ads making you sad? Go here:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/75331

This is Sirin's quote database. I’m promoting it because you can’t rely on FML to hold on to your favorite quotes and comments since they pretty aggressively remove old FMLs. Some of which had some of the funniest comments I recall reading. Sirin has also agreed to promote my userscript here, and she hosts a version prefilled with people worth reading.
http://www.sirinz.org/

I had a list of people I read, but it was old and since I had reached my character limit I never updated it anymore. You probably know who you are anyway. If not, ask me and I'll promptly tell you to GTFO of my inbox. Lol, jk.

Message me if you want. I'll respond.

Disclaimer: I say a lot of bullshit, and may be mean (on occasion) but it's not meant to be offensive. Take a joke or GTFO.

FYLDeep's page activity

Visits<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 3:52pm<b>Shakesinator</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:37am<b>kyletg09</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 11:55pm<b>jansdrs</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:03pm<b>Katrinnaw</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:25pm<b>cwenboo</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 8:52am<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 5:55pm<b>pear_flavored</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:05pm<b>Kbye_______</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:31pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:55pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:26am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:55am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:43am<b>Fooflybag</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:02am<b>lui_pg</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:01pm<b>junjunbun</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:32am<b>homesuckfucker</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:13am<b>Hammie126</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 9:14am

Fucked!<b>jansdrs</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:03am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 1:55pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:52am<b>junjunbun</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 3:32pm<b>cj89898</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 9:30pm<b>Katrinnaw</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 10:24pm<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 9:19pm<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 1:42pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:40pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:35pm<b>myoukei</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 9:24pm<b>Inquizeron</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 4:21pm<b>ZombieSazza</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:43am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:39am<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:45am<b>zefronke8</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:48pm<b>XmasaX</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:50am<b>K3RMANATOR</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 3:28pm

FYLDeep's FML badges

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of FYLDeep's badges

FYLDeep's favorite FMLs

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (41498)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (36111)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92465) - you deserved it (14559)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35541) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11590) - you deserved it (62586)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51120) - you deserved it (9790)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15174) - you deserved it (51510)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (17308)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: