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This is Sirin's quote database. I’m promoting it because you can’t rely on FML to hold on to your favorite quotes and comments since they pretty aggressively remove old FMLs. Some of which had some of the funniest comments I recall reading. Sirin has also agreed to promote my userscript here, and she hosts a version prefilled with people worth reading.
I had a list of people I read, but it was old and since I had reached my character limit I never updated it anymore. You probably know who you are anyway. If not, ask me and I'll promptly tell you to GTFO of my inbox. Lol, jk.
Message me if you want. I'll respond.
Disclaimer: I say a lot of bullshit, and may be mean (on occasion) but it's not meant to be offensive. Take a joke or GTFO.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML
Monday 1 September 2014