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This is Sirin's quote database. I’m promoting it because you can’t rely on FML to hold on to your favorite quotes and comments since they pretty aggressively remove old FMLs. Some of which had some of the funniest comments I recall reading. Sirin has also agreed to promote my userscript here, and she hosts a version prefilled with people worth reading.
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I had a list of people I read, but it was old and since I had reached my character limit I never updated it anymore. You probably know who you are anyway. If not, ask me and I'll promptly tell you to GTFO of my inbox. Lol, jk.
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Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)
Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the f*** I was doing. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 1:26pm - love - by poop (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
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