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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7677
  • Number of comments : 3361
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FYLDeep : Comments making you vomit? Ads making you sad? Go here:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/75331

This is Sirin's quote database. I’m promoting it because you can’t rely on FML to hold on to your favorite quotes and comments since they pretty aggressively remove old FMLs. Some of which had some of the funniest comments I recall reading. Sirin has also agreed to promote my userscript here, and she hosts a version prefilled with people worth reading.
http://www.sirinz.org/

I had a list of people I read, but it was old and since I had reached my character limit I never updated it anymore. You probably know who you are anyway. If not, ask me and I'll promptly tell you to GTFO of my inbox. Lol, jk.

Message me if you want. I'll respond.

Disclaimer: I say a lot of bullshit, and may be mean (on occasion) but it's not meant to be offensive. Take a joke or GTFO.

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FYLDeep's favorite FMLs

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29197) - you deserved it (2314)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15441)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)



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