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  • Town/Country : Greenville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1988 (25 years)
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About FTC_Socialist : Biology Major, Guitarist.

I am a PAINFULLY serious person with a dry wit. I was not born in the USA, but I do live here now. I am Swedish by birth, and when I finish building my career I plan to move out of the US and become a permanent citizen of Australia.

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