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FR3NCHii_L0V3
  • Town/Country : inYeeButtHoll, Hehehe
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 July 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38697) - you deserved it (8816)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24711) - you deserved it (6441)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
103 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25615) - you deserved it (2399)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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