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FMLshark

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 August 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2168
  • Number of comments : 283
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FMLshark : Hi, I'm FMLshark. I am a rare species of shark that dwells in the seas of FML. My diet consists of spelling and grammar-challenged idiots, as well as a variety of people who feel the need to say things like "Doesn't matter, had sex", thinking it's funny.
WORST FML OF THE WEEK:
"Today, I posted a link up on reddit.... it didn't get up voted :( FML"

FMLshark's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 6:12pm<b>JustATeenageMess</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:46pm<b>Justkidding100</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 5:50am<b>shmoooopie</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 8:28pm<b>weird_adult</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 8:32pm<b>ThirteenThirteen</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:12am<b>Trollx</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:54am<b>XXFMLXXQUEENXX</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:04am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:43am<b>VonTritonIV</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 2:33am<b>mikuxxhatsune</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 10:20pm<b>SarkasticGenius</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 12:20pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 10:31am<b>3051628</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 6:28pm<b>CAC_Boomerang</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 9:55am<b>SleepyPharma</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:44pm<b>EpicKassi</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 12:52am<b>BeatleManiac1960</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 1:53pm

Fucked!<b>JustATeenageMess</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 3:46am<b>XXFMLXXQUEENXX</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:04pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 3:31pm<b>3051628</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 11:28pm<b>CAC_Boomerang</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 2:55pm<b>SleepyPharma</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 10:44pm<b>EpicKassi</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 6:52am<b>BeatleManiac1960</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 5:05am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:58am<b>MeowMcMeowenson</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:13am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:28pm<b>ChrysN</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:22pm<b>unkn0wnx25</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:13am<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Spentpoet</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:21am<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 5:08am

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FMLshark's favorite FMLs

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm / Health

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

by DwarfFrog / 06/18/2012 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

by Hungrey / 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm / United States / Health

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

by intheairtonight / 04/25/2012 at 2:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 3:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML

by Simms / 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm / United States / Work

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

by Tristan Brantley / 03/11/2012 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 12:22am / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

by a man / 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals