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Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was surprisd that my husband suggestd we take a shower together to save water. He also suggestd we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

yesterday my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose 4 maybe another year at least, he ( just wanted to get that out of the way. ) mega FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML


Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.


I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse diiele secretly watcing porn rigten your mom walks in. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by nickyy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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