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Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16116) - you deserved it (53781)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML


Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44486) - you deserved it (3478) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15411) - you deserved it (37935)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by nickyy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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