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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48733) - you deserved it (5387)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39002) - you deserved it (2010)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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