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Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70955) - you deserved it (9360)

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