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Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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On 10/05/2012 at 7:38pm - health - by fucking har har, dad (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to give my boyfriend an enema. FML

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164 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States

Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 3:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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212 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

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150 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

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On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)



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