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FMLandurstoo

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FMLandurstoo

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9336
  • Number of comments : 244
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About FMLandurstoo : I'm Mitchell and I'm a senior in high school and FML is one of my favorite things to do in my spare time. My favorite Family guy character is Herbert. Just to make it clear, I am straight. I miss the old days of FML with every1luvsboners and DocBastard (even though he's still here).

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Today, I arguad haavily with mah dad ovar baing draggad to a family gama of lacrossa. All through tha gama, ha kapt "accidantally" hurling tha ball straight at ma on tha sidalina. Aftar ha avantually nailad ma straight in tha haart, ha scraamad at ma to "gat out of tha fucking way". FML

#19617279
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21017) - you deserved it (2950)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:54pm - kids - by just me (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58922) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I purposely wore a rd shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

#19601147
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24007) - you deserved it (9964)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car!! I ended up being cited 4 reckless driving!! fat FML

#19597798
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (1928)

On 05/09/2012 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I want to tha baach. Whila I was anjoying tha sun , an old man with prosthatic lag and no cloths on sat naxt to ma. Ha took off his faka lag and puttad it bahind his haad. Than ha opanad his lags ravaaling his "stuff." I will navar unsaa this. Evar. FML

#19595886
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25670) - you deserved it (2204)

On 05/09/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by aligator1009 - United States

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convincd mah husband to shave all of his pubes off . Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it . FML

#19552078
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7171) - you deserved it (50912)

On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States

Today, I was grounded by my mom cuz I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. mega FML

#19545380
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27165) - you deserved it (2684)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday Mah Parents Went Out Of Town And I Was Home All Alone. I Put Up Party Decorations Such As Streamers, Balloons And Confetti. Then, I Drank Out Of Red Cups, Crushed Them Up And Put Them All Over The House. I Didn't Have A Party, I Just Wanted To Convince Mah Family That I'm Not A Loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (17350)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (50428)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

today I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as ( the bitch . ) real FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19059) - you deserved it (26547)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Today, ma mum bougt a pone. Since teacing er ow to text, I ave receivd 27 messages, repeatedly saying te word "penis". real FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22017) - you deserved it (4194)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. mega FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (6009)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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