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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
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About FMLandFYL2_xoxo : 17, Canadian and loves frozen yogurt.

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"A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep."

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Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

#76277
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I agree, your life sucks (9020) - you deserved it (37712)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11523) - you deserved it (138186)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)



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