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About FMLandFYL2_xoxo : 17, Canadian and loves frozen yogurt.
I'll leave you with a quote:
"A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep."
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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML
Friday 30 January 2015