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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18493) - you deserved it (4949)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:13am - work - by brit - United States (Colorado)

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (3040)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

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271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18747) - you deserved it (32879)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36554) - you deserved it (3010)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by sucksforme (man) - United States (Oregon)



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