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FML_x2
  • Town/Country : San Jose, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 28218
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About FML_x2 : College student in need of a reprieve, so I come here for a good laugh.. or two.

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042
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I agree, your life sucks (102587) - you deserved it (5068)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (328828) - you deserved it (35688)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42602) - you deserved it (7566)

On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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