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FML_x2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 28738
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About FML_x2 : College student in need of a reprieve, so I come here for a good laugh.. or two.

FML_x2's page activity

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:19am

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

FML_x2's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

by Crazy09 / 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

by oops / 02/09/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous