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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21576) - you deserved it (55320)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML

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45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (2518)

On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML

#19721
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (2518)

On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32355) - you deserved it (3666)

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