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About FML_I_AM_A_TOOL : I love this website and think some of these are hilarious. I read them all the time. I have little FML moments everyday and they are sucky, but it is not so bad when you go online and read some of the ones others have. Good stuff

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Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (146358) - you deserved it (11563)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (239691) - you deserved it (31625)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25419) - you deserved it (66121)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)



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