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by unemployed and bereaved / 11/25/2013 at 12:03am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML
by myl1f3isfuct / 07/10/2013 at 8:15pm / United States / Work
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