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by Anonymous / 03/01/2014 at 5:42am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm / Russian Federation (Moskva) / Intimacy
by baxeh / 02/27/2014 at 5:42pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/27/2014 at 9:34am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
by IVOaf / 02/26/2014 at 3:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
by ThatGuyWithFMLs / 02/25/2014 at 4:31am / Japan (Osaka) / Miscellaneous
by Author / 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by weak / 02/23/2014 at 9:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
by Sexy Rash / 02/21/2014 at 6:26pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
by Cuntface McGee / 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm / Romania (Cluj) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by gaiakirkland / 02/15/2014 at 6:18am / Italy (Lombardia) / Health
by waymoreiwanted / 02/14/2014 at 10:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…