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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30037
  • Number of comments : 3694
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About FFML_314 : This is the part where I'm supposed to ramble on about myself. Give you pointless information that you could find out if you simply asked me yourself.
I'll give you this;
My name is Arianna, pronounce it however you wish. I'm 24 years old and I live in Minnesota, where it's far too cold. I'm actually a pretty nice person, but I have 0 tolerance for ignorance and I also speak my mind. I make no apologies for my opinion and you shouldn't either. Stand by your word, even if everyone else disagrees. I am who I am. Love me or hate me, makes no difference.
There's still a few people here that I adore.
CloudEnvy I'll always adore you and our squirrel launching days
Enslaved is my woman. We drink and we drink heavily.
Perdix is always here for my amusement and to make me laugh!
DocBastard is and always has been, my male equivalent. That man knows how to make cute kids!

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Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37514) - you deserved it (4408)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

#12114590
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37459) - you deserved it (2819)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:22am - work - by anon - United States

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43087) - you deserved it (4259)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33037) - you deserved it (3073)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kickers? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML

#12097515
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (3104)

On 07/25/2010 at 2:17am - kids - by longdrive (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

#12096842
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (2476)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8422) - you deserved it (37627)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

#12090028
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32136) - you deserved it (2838)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37384) - you deserved it (9680)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46190) - you deserved it (5403)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (10452)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

#6732796
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23031) - you deserved it (21747)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:26am - health - by teeeessst (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

#6732591
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31010) - you deserved it (5442)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by manutdlol - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss' 13 year old son. FML

#6724461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6264) - you deserved it (43206)

On 12/12/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by ash203 - United States (Florida)



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