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About FFML_314 : This is the part where I'm supposed to ramble on about myself. Give you pointless information that you could find out if you simply asked me yourself.
I'll give you this;
My name is Arianna, pronounce it however you wish. I'm 24 years old and I live in Minnesota, where it's far too cold. I'm actually a pretty nice person, but I have 0 tolerance for ignorance and I also speak my mind. I make no apologies for my opinion and you shouldn't either. Stand by your word, even if everyone else disagrees. I am who I am. Love me or hate me, makes no difference.
There's still a few people here that I adore.
CloudEnvy I'll always adore you and our squirrel launching days
Enslaved is my woman. We drink and we drink heavily.
Perdix is always here for my amusement and to make me laugh!
DocBastard is and always has been, my male equivalent. That man knows how to make cute kids!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kickers? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML
Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss' 13 year old son. FML
Monday 1 September 2014