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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 30969
  • Number of comments : 3694
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About FFML_314 : This is the part where I'm supposed to ramble on about myself. Give you pointless information that you could find out if you simply asked me yourself.
I'll give you this;
My name is Arianna, pronounce it however you wish. I'm 24 years old and I live in Minnesota, where it's far too cold. I'm actually a pretty nice person, but I have 0 tolerance for ignorance and I also speak my mind. I make no apologies for my opinion and you shouldn't either. Stand by your word, even if everyone else disagrees. I am who I am. Love me or hate me, makes no difference.
There's still a few people here that I adore.
CloudEnvy I'll always adore you and our squirrel launching days
Enslaved is my woman. We drink and we drink heavily.
Perdix is always here for my amusement and to make me laugh!
DocBastard is and always has been, my male equivalent. That man knows how to make cute kids!

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FFML_314's favorite FMLs

Today,hile getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train an the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, an fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

#12833502
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23184) - you deserved it (8756)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excitd to try it out, I usd it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it lookd an felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10749) - you deserved it (58780)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, ta ica craam truck want by ma ousa 4 ta savant tima today, as it as 4 ta last savan days of ma fasting. big fat FML

#12563686
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (7907)

On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)

Today looool I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late and while waiting 4 them I fell asleep. When they arrivd they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML

#12552420
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14531) - you deserved it (44325)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:17am - work - by nocanhaz - United States (New York)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposd to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decidd to chuck it at face. FML

#12530791
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31338) - you deserved it (3734)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46334) - you deserved it (4755)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. fat FML

#12528127
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35721) - you deserved it (3806)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me an my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38469) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to hack mah Facebook and ( like ) everybody's statuses. This includes mah boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

#12498783
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37029) - you deserved it (5686)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday My Usband Of 3 Years,o I Ave A 1 Year Old Daugter Wit, Told Me E Wants A Divorce, Buto Knows, Maybe In Te Future We Can "date." FML

#12495310
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37624) - you deserved it (3047)

On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I start work in an office , with my mother. fat FML

#12280624
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (11464)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

TODAY , I EARD ON A LOCAL RADIO A SONG I WROTE ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO. APPARENTLY , AFTER MY FAMILY AND I MOVD AWAY , MY FORMER BAND FOUND A NEW GUITAR PLAYER , AND TAT SONG IS NOW TE FRST SINGLE OF TERE DEBUT LP. FML

#12278054
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42868) - you deserved it (3741)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decidd to meet up with me after almost 10 month of phone calls, IM, an emails. He was noticeably disappointd an said I lookd different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

#12271969
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (4343)

On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was bord out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

#12271611
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8253) - you deserved it (33009)

On 08/02/2010 at 7:21pm - work - by PCop (man) - United States (Tennessee)

my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me . I don't have a girlfriend anymore . mega FML

#12266634
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40444) - you deserved it (4679)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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