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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51210) - you deserved it (5389)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47823) - you deserved it (10610)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47514) - you deserved it (9030)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39022) - you deserved it (6938)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53314) - you deserved it (8683)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28405) - you deserved it (5004)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

#3041162
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46860) - you deserved it (3466)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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